This is a thread about recounting all the stupid things you've done in the well, and how many times you've done them. I'll start with a few I can think of.
How many times have you:
-Jumped to your death expecting a fruit to be dead already?
-Died in your reckless dash for some rare item, or ironically, another life?
-Spawned right on top of a lemon/pear?
-Screamed at your monitor upon picking up dandelion? (See? I don't even have it unblocked!)
-Screamed at your monitor for any other reason at all?
-Missed a giant crystal after painstakingly winning the order?
-Killed the wrong fruits first, then noticed a sunflower/final judgment?
-Completely ignored a


-Gotten

-Accidentally stepped on



-Seen a


-Found


-Waited for

-Missed the order or jumped into Hell before getting the crystal on 54?
-Hit an umbrella on your way to that much sought-after points item or letter?
-Gotten an order from 9 or more fruits? Tell me, how amazing does it feel, and when will I finally know for myself?

That's all I really want to think of for now. Feel free to contribute, I just thought it'd be fun to enjoy a knowing laugh at the shared misfortune of your fellow adventurers.
PS: I know the helmet isn't necessarily a bad item, but ever since finishing my BoS, it seems to be a hindrance more often than not. Thoughts on utilizing it properly?