What could be bad in being polish... do I really need a reason to insult you?

I can just do it

Hmm... I could talk about 1939. A little bit of perverted reality and there is a good reason to dislike Poland...
Your shops are by far not cheap enough to be worth the effort. To reach Poland, I still have 200km to go - the Czech Republic is even a bit closer (150km)...
But we can ally to dislike piet - you dislike him because of the wine key and I could dislike him just for fun

And because it would cause some interesting trouble with him being my alternate self, so I would dislike myself
