One day, it was

ing, and a

used his

to stop him getting wet. When one day he saw

who told him"Go into The Caverns of hammerfest and find a

, follow the talking

and pick up the

. Ask for a pint of

but don't drink. Pour it into a

and give it to a

eating

. He will then ask ""Have you sold a

yet?"" Say no. He will then give you

. Don't touch it but make a

carry it. Use a

for persuation. Then come to me and I'll give you more gold

, more

,

and

you could ever spend

lifetimes!" the

said. The

did it just for the

,

,

and

. When he returned the

gave him a punch so hard he looked like a

. "Thanks for your

I'll use it to travel throughtout hammerfest, and now I'll will use a magical

to make this

run away from you and all." But it failed, the

was in fact a

inpersonating a

, so that every time you get an

it runs away,but you follow it. And the

is happy that the

failed.
Okay you lot are AWESOME

and I have to make do with a couple of items. Guess what application I have to fill.

The

of sucking stories that suck...

s !