I've seen London, I've seen France, I've seen Tuber's underpants.

You know, in that bonus wallpaper you can download, he's uh... surprisingly/disconcertingly almost kinda sexy.

*ahem*
Thanks for the good luck wishes! And...
Yeah, I think I lost, V ... But as long as I beat him by the end of the week, I'll be happy. 
Nah, I'd say we're still about even. I've only managed to reach 90 one time without the up-kick. So we shall see!

If you can make it to Tuber at all, you can definitely beat him. I'll reiterate 30191's sage advice: Don't worry about hitting him, just concentrate on surviving. And stay near the top of the screen, unless you see a very good reason to go down for a second. Being up high makes it easier to dodge... things...