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i get my first chaos stapler
and finisched paperwork

Points: 922.680 - You've got a better score in the ranking!

Level reached: 36

really bad level reached, but really good score.
i really had a good thing going with big crystals, even got the big orange on 23 (? the one with the button) but that was mostly luck

most of why i died so soon was that i missed an antok ring on lvl 9 (it was hiding behind a frozen apple). that really threw me off

Thanks to a on level 4, & an orange on level 20, I finally broke 400K! (I got the perfect bonus on level 4, but not on 20.)

I REALLY need a better computer, half my deaths are from lag.

Got a early in the game. <3

A on level 3

Unblocked:


8th Chocolate Cake Piece
7th Lightbulb~
9th Toasted Cracker
1st What looks like a blue Popsicle, but I know it's a ninja thing. XD
2nd Silver Shuriken
1st Pea Shooter
1st Ocarina
1st What looks like pudding. <3
6th Canned Sausages
3rd Ghost Toast

6th on the pyramid! But not for long!
2 Chocolate Hazelnut bread,
1 peppermint candy,
1 flat bread
2 ghost toast,
6th lightbulb,
and another green .
Also unblocked , have 13 now.
Yay, my items are still terrible!

Points: 2.143.805 - You've got a better score in the ranking!

Position: 1 Pyramid level: 2 - You have just entered in the ranking!

Level reached: 96

Was hoping for another meeting with Tuber. But unblocking , getting an unemployment check and completing the Hammerfest Feast quest is a pretty good substitute. Could have done even better if I hadn't been repeatedly slaughtered on level 90.

89.

In the past three games:
9th Head Cheese
9th Artichoke
8th Big Unemployment
8th Anchovies
8th silver
7th Bitten Radish
5th Pocket-Guu
3rd & 4th Pungent Key
3rd Candy Cane (had to miss a for it )
Missed 6th Purple Cabbage

Got + giant for the first time, on easy level 52.

Got order on 54, thanks to . (I still have yet to get it without either using the effect item or dying.)

anyone?

3.1 -
3.2 -
5 -
14 -
16 - 1st
18 -
21 -
26 -
26.2 - 40k order
33.4 -
33.5.1 -
34 -
43.2 -
43.3 -
45 -
53 - , with all letters outside the box

54.1 - ; I ate everything, including the razors
54.5 -
54.8 -
54.12.0 - Hit both raspberries with one bomb
54.12.1G.0 - Got thrown right through a fireball by a pineapple, but didn't die Then, got thrown by pineapple while I still had the death shield; was spinning, but could control movement
54.12.1G.1 - Pineapple shock made Igor duck a blob's fireball
54.12.1G.2 - Game Over

What if you were on level 17, and a Tuber's Bag appeared. You have not yet even unblocked Big Unemployment. You get it, this is your fifth. Unfortunately, the portals are being stubborn and are all but refusing to let you though them. This wasted time trying to get through with little to no avail adds up, and the fireball appears. With two bananas remaining, and placed rather inconveniently, once you manage to get them both to where you can kill them, it is too late. the fireball has you, and you've lost the legendary effect on the very level you received it.

Yeah, that's what happened to neko. Bleh.

6 levels later, got my 4th Chocolate Mousse! All I could think of was how cool it would have been had I gotten two points from it. XD

I also made it to 89.

Also got my 2nd Pencil container, and gt my 10th and 11th , which means I now have all coeff 1 and 2 items unblocked. After River salt and all the chocolates (got a couple today) I'll have all coeff 3.

Unfortunately, the portals are being stubborn and are all but refusing to let you though them.
Since I never saw it mentioned before now, I thought I was the only one who had that problem. Do you know the cause and/or solution?