Banned for criticizing my thriftiness.
I saved time by not typing all those words, and time is money.
This is called logic
and not-so-common sense. Logic alone sounds like this.
Reading
The Analysis: Reading increases knowledge. Knowledge is power.
But power corrupts. Corruption is a crime. Crime doesn't pay.
The Solution: If you keep reading, you'll go broke!
Experts (with the proper funding, of course) tend to employ this process to leverage their synergy towards a win-win solution in their respective fields, utilizing seemingly useless and extensive vocabulary to dialog with all VIPs in the area, specifically to obtain a special grant misleading to extra funding.
...Did I miss anything?
