I WILL NOW STOP LYING ABOUT MYSELF.
I WILL NEVER LIE ABOUT MYSELF LIKE:
The stupid JACK-IN-THE-BOX: Yes, that was a lie, please don't say "TOLD YOU!!" Or stuff, because I am sorry and I won't do it again.
The truffle? What a peice of lying crap. I'm sorry for lying about that and I won't do it anymore.
I tried to impress you guys, but I guess I underestimated how clever British people are. You always pointed out how my screenshots were proven fake, even if they were spick-and-span IN MY OPINION. I'm sorry and thanks for stopping me! I mean it.
I owe you an apology for lieing like that, you can trust me once again and i'm sorry.
DO NOT (Just don't...)
~Annoy me about "I TOLD YOU SO!!" and stuff. I know I did and sorry.
~Disrespect me- I am not the dorky little liar who moved in here a few years ago anymore.
~Mock me at all.
Okay, please, I will not do anything like that again.
Feel free to send me back my stupid fake screenshots with a pair of massive bollocks drawn on it. I deserve it.
Okay, bye then,
Billybob1211.
