“So what?” Evan repeated. “It's three in the afternoon and you say, 'so what'?”
“Big deal. I couldn't care less.” Natasha retorted, thoroughly annoyed. Actually, she was embarrassed, and angry. She had been careless and allowed herself to fall asleep, allowed herself to sleep past noon, and hadn't made sure she was alone before she spoke. Why had she been speaking aloud anyway? It was unforgivably foolish of her to be acting like a child, especially in a situation like this. She had to be more alert.
However, she did not allow herself to blush or wish the ground would swallow her. Instead, she acknowledged her mistake, had begun to give herself a good scolding, and when interrupted, aimed her anger at Evan. As far as she was concerned, he was asking for it.
“So, you don't care that you've been keeping us here all day? Brice almost came down here to shake you awake, and if he hadn't, one of us would've. But his wife was nice and insisted that you needed your sleep. In case you don't know, it has been incredibly awkward for the rest of us!”
Natasha nodded. “Good.”
Evan's mouth hung open. “You've been lolling around in in bed all day and have the nerve to... to...” he stammered to a halt, unable to find the right words. Natasha concealed a smirk. “I believe what you're trying to say is; 'The unmitigated gall of your words disgust me. Be ashamed of yourself!' She mimicked his voice and cadence in falsetto, mocking him. “Incidentally,” she continued in her normal voice, “I am already shamed. Not ashamed, but you may all try to shame me as much as you like. I'm not apologizing.” Evan's eyebrows knotted in confusion, then relaxed, as though he were giving up on a lost cause. “Why am I even talking to a selfish brat like you?”
“Because you wanted to pick a fight; why an illiterate baboon like you wanted that, I'm sure I don't know. Now make like a shoe and hit the road, dummy!” Natasha snarled, her bad temper beginning to break through her forced banter. A verbal spar immediately upon waking was not what she was accustomed to, nor did she appreciate having to fend people off as soon as her eyes opened.
Evan shrugged and walked off, probably to go tell everyone what a bad mood she was in now that she was up.
“Jerk.” she muttered, flopping back onto the pillow. Well, now what? she thought. She would've liked to sneak upstairs unnoticed, but since Evan probably told them she was awake, so they'd be expecting her. Sneaking up would show them that she was, in fact, ashamed and regretful. That would mean they'd expect an apology from her, with or without an excuse. If she had to apologize, she wouldn't make an excuse at all, because that would display weakness because excuses are pathetic. She was willing to take responsibility for her actions, but today she didn't feel like taking responsibility for her accident. Who cared that she slept in? It wasn't a crime. Inconvenient for everyone else, to be sure, but it wasn't like she did anything wrong. Besides, being bashful about anything was not her style.
Natasha sat up and stretched, folded her blankets and marched for the stairs. There was only one thing to do.
She ascended the staircase confidently, each step sure and firm. The door at the top was ajar. She opened it and closed it behind her with a quick, graceful and efficient motion. Her voice wasn't loud, but it commanded attention. “I assume you all have a game plan of some sort. I gave you plenty of time, after all.”
The silence was a little unnerving, but her determination would not be swayed. She hummed a bar or two of the Mario Bros theme song (a cappella version) as she poured herself a glass of water, acting as though she owned the place, much to the shock of everyone else. Inside, her heart felt like it would beat itself out of her chest. She knew she had probably stunned them with the sheer audacity of her attitude. She was determined to weather it out, though. “Well? Come on guys, surely you didn't expect me to come up with an ingenious plan while I was out cold? Where are we, where are we going, why didn't anyone jump on me to wake me at a more sane hour(?)-- not that I'm not grateful for the extra sleep, you understand –but I am surprised that you actually held yourselves in check. Kudos to you all for that. I guess I expected a little more action and a little less talking from you boys. Unless you,” she turned to Brice's wife, “have been somehow managing to keep them from... I don't know, strangling each other in their impatience from waiting for me? If so, it is a most impressive feat on your part, and so, I salute you.” She leaned against the wall with her left leg crossed in front of the right, toe down, heel up; arms only partially folded, and raised the glass in her right hand to 'toast' Brice's wife with a wink. The corners of her mouth tilted up in a ghost of a smirk. She didn't want to bluff too outrageously.
Evan tossed Matt an “I-told-you-so” look. Natasha addressed that next with a smile. “Oh, and Evan... next time you want to wake me-- don't. I promise that if you start shooting your mouth off the second I open my eyes again, I'll break your nose.”
She grinned. “Capisce?”
Jason glowered at the post. He looked around, picked up a leaf, and pressed it to the screen. It would never work. The waxy texture of the leaf would never register as a human fingerprint--
The screen requested a name, birth date, the place of birth, ect.
Jason stared at the screen, which displayed an image of the print that it had just scanned. It had scanned the veins in the leaf and his thumb underneath, so the leaf had changed his actual print and the post thought it was another person not yet registered! Jason laughed, unable to believe his good luck. He punched in some false data, established his fake identity, and pulled up a map of the region. It shouldn't be too hard to find... his way... back....?
