All you do is say "Destroy _____" Or Defend "______" and a Damage mark gets removed or added on to that Item name. Each item starts off with 5 Health Marks. The Item with the least Damage Marks at the end of the week is the OWNAGE.
There will be a tournament, two rounds at first, then the top 3 of each round goes through to the next round, etc. You can defend/destroy only ONCE per two hours.
So, let's say the List of Characters were:
.Player 1: Defend Mr.Radish!
(Mr.Radish's Health Mark goes up by 1)
Player 2: Attack R2-D2!
(R2-D2's Health Mark goes down by 1)
Round Two: Mr Radish Won Last Time!
Health: 6: Attackers:
Health: 3: Attackers: TKDJosh, Dor1997, Paozinhu
Health: 10: Attackers:
Health: 6: Attackers:
Dead! Killer: Paozinhu Let the next round COMMENCE!
Winkel O' Riley
and destroy the ugly pink thingamajig! 
and unleash
upon 
and destroy the parrot thing this time. The parrot's losing so I might as well try to kill it. 
