WHEN YOU FIRST ENTER THE LEVEL 3 DOOR
mrloxa: Welcome to the Den of Carrots [although I think Carrotian Council sounds better]; we've been waiting for you.
Chipseater: We are reflections of yourself. We each come from a parallel dimension where we have succeeded in conquering Tuberculoz.
steph0808: A superior entity sent us here to help you in your quest and show you the way.
blaguenul: Hair in right! [This doesn't make much sense; possibly "hair to the right", or maybe "hair in law"? Like I said, the translation turned out funny for this one.]
GlobZOsiris: Here is Gordon's Key which will allow you to open the entrance to our cellar.
rollerfou: We have in a hiding place in the bottom of this cellar a Bobble Cane [could just as easily be "Candy Cane"], an object of legend and of great worth.
GlobZOsiris: But it was there a very long time ago...before the Great Updating...[Great Updating? I'm not sure if that's the right word...]
everyone: oooooooooh...the Great Updating!
mrloxa: SILENCE!
mrloxa: As Premier Pantheonian, I entrust to you the heavy task of finding this Bobble Cane. Go, now.
TWO LEVELS BELOW THIS
"The suspicious smell of mildew emanates from the lower levels..."
WHEN YOU ENTER THE LEVEL WITH THE BOBBLE CANE
"Something horrible seems to have germinated from the Bobble Cane...you are in the den of Expired Bobbles!"
AFTER YOU DEFEAT THE ENEMIES IN THIS LEVEL
"These Expired Bobbles have been conquered...but having seen the size of this Cane, it's very probable that there are others elsewhere in the caverns."
AFTER YOU GET BACK TO THE CARROTIAN COUNCIL
mrloxa: The Bobble Cane has been corrupted!
everyone: ooooooooh.....
blaguenul: Corrupted! Hair in .... [again, his sentence doesn't make much sense]
GlobZOsiris: It's an extremely good bet that this corruption will be the origin of huge changes!
steph0808: You must return to explore the caverns, Igor. Without a doubt, other secret places just like this one exist...
mrloxa: Yes, it's obvious! You must be attentive, Igor. Search every corner of this world...
mrloxa: We had never pointed it out...but numerous secrets still hide in The Caverns of Hammerfest!!
AFTER YOU WAIT THERE A LITTLE LONGER
rollerfou: ...Like the blow of a bomb in the Well?
everyone: ooooooooooooooooh......
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As an aside, is there anyway (on the English server) for my name to replace mrloxa's for translating this?



I know my name is kinda sorta somewhat questionable, so if you don't want to use it, SaucyJack would work as well
